St.Joseph of Cupertino

Went for 30th Sunday in Ordinary time Mass yesterday at St.Augustine's Church, Bourke St. One of the many things tht Fr.Wahid shared with us in his homily was bout the life of St.Joseph of Cupertino. This saint was believed to elevate when ever he is filled with awe. Such child like faith and is belived to allow such a thing to happen. I had to read more about him.... Something that Father Wahid failed to mention was St Joseph is the patron saint for anyone undergoing examinations of any kind... How appropriate!!!! One paper on Friday the 9th and one paper on Friday the 16th.
Saint Barbara and St.Thomas the Apostle both patron saints of architects and builders, Pray for me.
Saint Joseph of Cupertino pray patron saint for students undergoing examination, Pray for me.

something I found on Wiki..

"+Prayers to St. Joseph of Cupertino for Success in Examinations++Prayers to St. Joseph of Cupertino for Success in Examinations+

This powerful prayer is very effective in examinations. It has to be said before appearing in the examination. There are two variants to this prayer. Both the prayers are equally effective. You can choose any one of these:

First Prayer O Great St. Joseph of Cupertino who while on earth did obtain from God the grace to be asked at your examination only the questions you knew, obtain for me a like favour in the examinations for which I am now preparing. In return I promise to make you known and cause you to be invoked. Through Christ our Lord. St. Joseph of Cupertino, Pray for us. Amen.

Second Prayer O St. Joseph of Cupertino who by your prayer obtained from God to be asked at your examination, the only preposition you knew. Grant that I may like you succeed in the (here mention the name of Examination eg. History paper I ) examination. In return I promise to make you known and cause you to be invoked. O St. Joseph of Cupertino pray for me O Holy Ghost enlighten me Our Lady of Good Studies pray for me Sacred Head of Jesus, Seat of divine wisdom, enlighten me."

To all those preparing for exams, my prayers are for you.

Open Letter to Architects

Hi guys....Please welcome me back to my blog... hehehehe Sorry for the long break. I want to share with you all this open letter from Annie Choi that I stumbled upon while blog hoping.. Yes, it is 9.37 am on a Sunday. Was awake since 6.00 doing work. You will understand while I am telling you what time I got up if you continue reading this post.

This is what Annie had to say.....

Once, a long time ago in the days of yore, I had a friend who was studying architecture to become, presumably, an architect.
This friend introduced me to other friends, who were also studying architecture. Then these friends had other friends who were architects - real architects doing real architecture like designing luxury condos that look a lot like glass dildos. And these real architects knew other real architects and now the only people I know are architects. And they all design glass dildos that I will never work or live in and serve only to obstruct my view of New Jersey.

Do not get me wrong, architects. I like you as a person. I think you are nice, smell good most of the time, and I like your glasses. You have crazy hair, and if you are lucky, most of it is on your head. But I do not care about architecture. It is true. This is what I do care about:

* burritos
* hedgehogs
* coffee

As you can see, architecture is not on the list. I believe that architecture falls somewhere between toenail fungus and invasive colonoscopy in the list of things that interest me.

Perhaps if you didn’t talk about it so much, I would be more interested. When you point to a glass cylinder and say proudly, hey my office designed that, I giggle and say it looks like a bong. You turn your head in disgust and shame. You think, obviously she does not understand. What does she know? She is just a writer. She is no architect. She respects vowels, not glass cocks. And then you say now I am designing a lifestyle center, and I ask what is that, and you say it is a place that offers goods and services and retail opportunities and I say you mean like a mall and you say no. It is a lifestyle center. I say it sounds like a mall. I am from the Valley, bitch. I know malls.

Architects, I will not lie, you confuse me. You work sixty, eighty hours a week and yet you are always poor. Why aren’t you buying me a drink? Where is your bounty of riches? Maybe you spent it on merlot. Maybe you spent it on hookers and blow. I cannot be sure. It is a mystery. I will leave that to the scientists to figure out.

Architects love to discuss how much sleep they have gotten. One will say how he was at the studio until five in the morning, only to return again two hours later. Then another will say, oh that is nothing. I haven’t slept in a week. And then another will say, guess what, I have never slept ever. My dear architects, the measure of how hard you’ve worked and how much you’ve accomplished is not related to the number of hours you have not slept. Have you heard of Rem Koolhaas? He is a famous architect. I know this because you tell me he is a famous architect. I hear that Rem Koolhaas is always sleeping. He is, I presume, sleeping right now. And I hear he gets shit done. And I also hear that in a stunning move, he is making a building that looks not like a glass cock, but like a concrete vagina. When you sleep more, you get vagina. You can all take a lesson from Rem Koolhaas.

Life is hard for me, please understand. Architects are an important part of my existence. They call me at eleven at night and say they just got off work, am I hungry? Listen, it is practically midnight. I ate hours ago. So long ago that, in fact, I am hungry again. So yes, I will go. Then I will go and there will be other architects talking about AutoCAD shortcuts and something about electric panels and can you believe that is all I did today, what a drag. I look around the table at the poor, tired, and hungry, and think to myself, I have but only one bullet left in the gun. Who will I choose?

I have a friend who is a doctor. He gives me drugs. I enjoy them. I have a friend who is a lawyer. He helped me sue my landlord. My architect friends have given me nothing. No drugs, no medical advice, and they don’t know how to spell subpoena. One architect friend figured out that my apartment was one hundred and eighty seven square feet. That was nice. Thanks for that.

I suppose one could ask what someone like me brings to architects like yourselves. I bring cheer. I yell at architects when they start talking about architecture. I force them to discuss far more interesting topics, like turkey eggs. Why do we eat chicken eggs, but not turkey eggs? They are bigger. And people really like turkey. See? I am not afraid to ask the tough questions.

So, dear architects, I will stick around, for only a little while. I hope that one day some of you will become doctors and lawyers or will figure out my taxes. And we will laugh at the days when you spent the entire evening talking about some European you’ve never met who designed a building you will never see because you are too busy working on something that will never get built. But even if that day doesn’t arrive, give me a call anyway, I am free.

Yours truly,
Annie Choi

Only a non-architect could possibly articulate this so poetically, but only architects know how close to the truth it really is.
I love the way “I am sick of your shit” ends in a full stop (sorry - “period”) and not even an exclamation mark (sorry - “exclamation point”).
Nice one, Annie.
Give me a call, I am free.

I dont design glass dildos but something I realize is my urban deign and architecture design of a church and school really works like a vagina.

I also wonder how many people I bore to death talking about architecture.. I know I have spoken to a number of friends about Alan Gilbert Building and CH2 Building and too many people about construction. I only know 2 non architects who appreciate my architecture tour guide talks. Non architects only talk architecture to me when they need help with construction, the nearest printing shop to uni, the cheapest printing shop to uni and also when they dont understand the contract their architect have recommended them to use with the builder, mind you this happens pretty often. I think I should charge a consultancy fee.

Guys, if I have bore you to death bout architecture please do drop a comment and remind me wht I spoke to you about. Thai, if you are reading this, I remember talking to you about Sagrada Familia and Jason and many others I have discussed with you people about Estorial Apartment and why are there no windows by the side of Mark's Place even though it faces North.

Ok enough for now. I am going to continue to work on my vagina and by the 23rd of this month I should post my vagina on this blog.

Ramesh 9.56am Computer Lab 3rd Floor Architecture Building The University of Melbourne